Monday, March 18, 2019

Jeanine Pirro Lashes Out: Plan to Punish Confederate Leaders Unfair (A Parody)


Jeanine Pirro lashed out today at the post-Civil War Congress for enacting a law that prevented political leaders of the Confederacy from holding any federal or state political office. The law allowed individuals to be granted political amnesty by two-thirds vote of both houses.
“This is yet another attempt by the Radical Left to muzzle leaders who speak for the people!”
Liberals were divided by the proposal, some believing that the South deserved to be punished for rebellion, and other stating that this measure was vindictive and would be counter-productive.
In the Reconstruction Committee, Rep. Raymond said that the South was already being forced to make concessions— adopt a massive civil rights bill, a law that stuck them with their war debts, and more.
Addressing one point of the law, Pirro lambasted the Reconstruction Congress: “And they have a law to deny masters compensation for slave who were freed. How is that fair?”
Concerned that the North was pushing to far, Rep. Raymond said that we offer the South “the right to be represented on this floor, provided that they will also consent not to vote for the men who are to represent them!”
The measure passed. Rep. Sumner spoke for the majority when he justified the measure: “The choice of citizens for office, whether state or national, of constant and undoubted loyalty, whose conduct and conversation shall give an assurance of peace.”
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The Jeanine Pirro element is a parody grafted on to actual debates and an actual law passed by Congress during the most our nation’s most divisive period. Free speech and representation of the people are essential to our democracy—but certain speech and political themes have potential to alter our core national character.

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